Things to remember when you play--in groups of five

Hide 'n' Seek

1. If you are an obvious foreigner, don't hide behind a tree near a bunch of English students who of course want to talk to you.
2. If, however, you do, these same students will give you hints as to where your friends went.
3. Don't sit on the cactus.
4. A flowered dress is not camoflauge.
5. Set game bounds before everybody goes hiding.

Playing Your Own Version of Star Wars

1. If you play Leia, be prepared to finagle something like that dumb hairstyle.
2. If there are only girls playing and two girls disagree over who is hotter, Luke Skywalker or Han Solo, have them each play the one they prefer.
3. The Death Star is a great place for prisons, however, it's not the stump seats on campus.
4. A thirteen-year old girl who is older than everybody by four years at least should not play Leia, but rather Darth Vader or Chewbacca, considering her height.
5. If the planet you're on is about to get blown up, don't act so stupid about it.


Finally: I can't play volleyball at all!!!!
Saro