A dumb spoof

Hey, you guys, you all know "If I had a Hammer", right? Well, here's a
spoof:

If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning
'Cause I'd get a job
I good steady job
And as for the danger
And as for the warnings,
My brothers and my sisters could take care of that,
All over this land!

The next-to-last line can be "all of my brothers" if you prefer that
version of the original (Yeah, I know that "all of my brothers" was the
original, but anyway...)

This isn't making fun of the excellent song, it's just a bit of fun
with words.
Saro